I got home last night with the dogs and everything was fine. Dogs fed, walked around outside, back in and burrowed into my quilt as usual, fire made up, check of the other critters, all was well. I went back out about 9.30 with the dogs, thinking I’d have an early night as I was tired, and heard an unusual snorting from the horses in the field. I know what each of them sounds like well enough to identify an unusual sound, and this was very unusual – in fact, in retrospect, I’m not sure it was one of my horses. It might have been a deer.
Anyway, by then it was too dark to see anything but a pale blob that might be Dancer, so I put the dogs to bed and took the binoculars out – it’s surprising how much more you can see at night through decent binoculars, even if they’re not designed specifically for the purpose, and I was able to see all the horses well down the field, but prancing about and looking quite skittish. What I couldn’t see was the fence.
I slung the binoculars on my shoulder and went out to see what was going on. I have a bit of a light on the hat I was wearing – it’s a beanie with a USB-charged LED thingy on the front – and it was enough to see that the electric fence down the back of the field and across to divide the grazed from the ungrazed sections wasn’t there, though all four horses came to say hi and seemed perfectly cheerful and healthy.
I went back for the bigger head torch and dropped the binoculars off, which allowed me to find and retrieve a very large bundle of kitten knitting, most of the missing fence posts and some debris where a couple had snapped off. I dumped all that on the ground outside the field for starters and went back to walk the field boundaries. The back fence in particular isn’t one I trust – it’s very rickety with the top wire down most of the way and it’s the top of my ‘next thing to fence’ list.
Never mind, I thought, the horses will want to come in for a drink sooner or later, I’ll just wait and shut the yard gate on them when they do.
They didn’t. I was up until 3 in the morning, checking every half an hour with a torch to pick up the gleam from their eyes (quite a spooky pale blue-green, incidentally, in horses) and then gave up and crawled under the duvet with the dogs, still fully dressed!
I was up at 6 and the horses were still out. They’ve been in briefly once around lunchtime, snatched a drink and fled back out hurriedly, so I must have been thinking too loudly! I suspect that they’re eating very juicy grass and rushes, so they’ve been getting more fluid from their food and haven’t felt all that thirsty. They’re also in loads of lush damp greenery and have no intention of coming in at all – I called them at dinner time tonight and they looked at me, then turned almost as one and walked in the opposite direction!
Needless to say, I’ve spent the day fencing. I did have another 500m of wire, so while the kitten knitting still needs unravelling, I’ve got the whole of the back fence covered, dug a thin trench to bury the run-out cable safely and linked it to the other stretch of fence, which covers the top end of the field and the top half of the road frontage, and I can confidently say it definitely bites! (Admittedly, I’ve been a bit lackadaisical about turning the fence on recently so I have to share the blame with whoever made off through the fence.)
There are no marks on the horses, which might be another indicator that a third party actually broke the fence – my suspected deer, perhaps? – but with bellies full of rich fresh grass, they’re all a bit on top of themselves. George amused himself for a while following me down the fence line pulling up the stakes I was carefully planting, and they’ve been prancing and bouncing about more than usual. I had to have words with George when he tried to include me in a run-past-and-buck game – he’s too big and I’m too fragile for that kind of caper! He clearly thinks I’m a party-pooper, but he did stop doing it.
On the other hand, my gallivanting around the field with torches in the night fetched my nearest neighbour out of the woodwork – Louise, a retired policewoman, lives in the lodge beyond my wood, and came up to check if I knew anything about someone with a powerful torch in my field in the night, so we’ve had a good chat. I explained the horses had been fence-breaking in the dark and I’d been picking up the debris and checking on them, she explained she sort of runs the local unofficial farm watch network, keeping an eye out for poachers and badger baiters, so next time I go past her place I have an invitation to stop and give her my phone number. I’ll get hers at the same time, and she repeated several times that if there’s any problem, I’m to go round and ask for help. She also told me where the Croft’s previous owner’s horses used to break out of the field onto the road, so I’ll get that bit connected to the electric fence next….
Apart from all that, the other critters are all fine. Having had three hours’ sleep, I’m heading to my bed tonight the minute the dogs are fed!



















