Everything takes so much longer!
Of course, the friends in question have four hooves and questing noses.
The day started brilliantly with every horse politely lifting every hoof to be picked out and examined, even George. The only problem I had with him was getting to the next hoof in time to grab it before he lifted it up for me and shot on to the next! Abe and I did Silly Walks together, which we haven’t done for a while but he remembers, naturally! I also practiced lifting Dancer’s hooves forward and holding them for a second or two – she’s a bit shy of putting her hooves up on a stand and I want to get that sorted out and her relaxed with the process for her next trim.
Once they were all out, it was a quick whiz round with the barrow to clean up after them, feed bunnies, quail, ferrets, walk the dogs, then everything came to a halt. Lucy Goose wasn’t ready to go out, so Hannibal was standing around waiting for her and attacking anything that went near while she was occupied laying her egg. I totally understand his protective urges but I think it’s a bit hard on the poor sparrows, who were only planning on raiding the goose food bowl! Luckily they have fast reflexes and excellent agility on the wing.
I have now discovered what the next level up in Defcon Hiss is – I accidentally got between Hannibal and the shed at one point and he went spear-shaped, beak outstretched and wings slightly out for balance or streamlining or something, and waddled silently and rapidly at me, grabbed my knee and started whacking me to death with his wings. It took a minute to detach him and turn us both around so he was facing Lucy and I was safely behind him, then I gave him a little shove towards her and legged it in the opposite direction!
I don’t know if Lucy was slightly egg-bound or merely feeling a little broody, but she eventually vacated the shed at nearly half past ten (normally she’s away like a rocket at 7!) and I herded them round to the run. She had laid a normal-sized egg (I wondered at one point if she’d got hung up on an extra-large one or something but apparently not!) and appears her normal self again, anyway.
After that, I got away down the field with the barrow and a rake to pick up the heaps of rushes and debris from yesterday’s efforts. That took 6 trips to the muck heap to unload all the vegetation (every time a dock sticks its nose up there I bury it in compostable material again) and then I paused for a cuppa and to let the poor dogs out for a run.
In the middle of this, the horses came in for a drink and I had to add a job very hurriedly – digging out every daffodil and tulip within horse reach! George appeared in the yard with daffodils hanging out of his mouth and although he spat them out, I’m not risking him (or any of the others) swallowing next time.
In the afternoon I headed back down the field with barrow and billhook to start clearing the rushes from the east end of the woodland fence. All was going nicely until I turned around with an armful of rushes to find my barrow capsized. George was hanging over it, wiggling his nose against it thoughtfully. I got it rightside up again, turned it round to get the handles away from potentially mixing up with his legs (you never know what a young horse can do until they land in it!) and put my rushes in it. George pushed it over again, in a sort of mildly curious way. After he’d pushed it over a couple more times he wandered off again to graze and I could get on with the work.
When I’d headed out there, Dancer had been flat out asleep with Poppy standing over her and the boys snoozing on their feet nearby. When I came back for the second barrowful, they were all up. First Poppy arrived and nosed things lightly for a few minutes, then Dancer tried to climb into the barrow. I told her off so she pawed it, so I told her off again. She gave me one of her outrageously winsome intelligent looks and then went off after her mum in search of grass. George arrived, led by his wiggly nose, which burrowed down to the bottom of the heap of rushes to find the mouthful he wanted to steal and eat. Why he felt he had to grab that mouthful and make off to enjoy it at a distance I’m not sure! I’ve no objection to them eating rushes. Abe came along next and inspected the contents of the barrow carefully, then watched while I put some more in.
George came back and stood on the other side of the barrow, pushed it over so Abe was up to his knees in rushes suddenly and then they stood there, heads hanging into the middle of the heap of rushes next to the capsized barrow, and watched every armful closely as it arrived. I don’t know what they learned from this, but it seemed to satisfy them, anyway! Eventually I finished cutting the rushes along the first piece of the fence, got the barrow back on its feet and filled, then escaped before either of the boys interfered any more!
The next part of the woodside fence is (or was) heavily overhung by various branches of the big conifers, so I left the barrow in the shed and headed down to the wood with a pruning saw. It took over an hour but I’ve now sawn off all the overhanging branches that might foul an electric wire, while trying to retain as much shelter for the horses to enjoy in bad weather as possible and doing as little damage to the trees as I could.
I should pick up the new insulators tomorrow and hopefully get them screwed in before dark, then Sunday morning I plan on dragging all the cut wood out of the way and running the wire right round the remaining stretch of fence so the horses are entirely surrounded by a live electric fence.
Fingers crossed!